I don't care, I'm a bear.
me seeing a video game: ok but can I play as a girl?

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

vinegod:

being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

heartgearart:

odst-troll:

hillbillyinablimp:

dreamofserenity626:






DIES FROM CUTE

DISNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

GAAAAAAH!       Bats are the best.   THE BEST.

heartgearart:

odst-troll:

hillbillyinablimp:

dreamofserenity626:

DIES FROM CUTE

DISNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

GAAAAAAH!       Bats are the best.   THE BEST.

rabidwerewolfie:

My Crazy Cat Lady starter kit just arrived!!

rabidwerewolfie:

My Crazy Cat Lady starter kit just arrived!!

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

rothschildreptillionaire:

Last thing my haters see

Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

doublepistolsandawonk:

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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jesus lord